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Add content advisory. Did you know Edit. Trivia Spy Games is based on a World War 2 secret spy program called Station S, where America recruited civilians to a remote estate and turned them into spies. User reviews 8 Review. Top review. Boring and pretentious. Behind the scenes of spies in the making.

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I make my living by selling things on Ebay. The Daily Victim artist search is wrapping up. Thanks to that recent server crash, our online wedding never happened. Attention fellow roleplayers! Well, there IS a way to get your dead character's lost items back, but I'd like to respectfully suggest that last week's Victim cram it in an uncomfortable place.

Hell no! Allright, gather 'round. The German Bunnyhopper is tearing our lines to shreds! Stalingrad is a grey wasteland of rubble and human remains. I don't care what they say. Happy Holidays, Skip. Victory will be mine in this Battlefield map contest What, me?

What would YOU give Wow, Project Gotham Guy has answers for everything. Honey, I've got a great idea for what to get little Kip for an E-rated Christmas!

My husband's online roleplaying habits are a serious source of marital strife. Check it out -- look what I can see from this new satellite imaging website! I warned him! Nope, can't play Call of Duty. One word, dude: Halo. So, you just jumped out of a burning building into a hail of machine gun fire? So uh guys Gentlemen, if you please. My Contra-Honed Reflexes can defeat your piddly game in mere hours! Sure it's legit. I'll go on the record and say that I don't think what you downloaded here is actually the Half-Life 2 source code.

I will be brutally honest. I can't possibly clean up my hard drive. What kind of roleplaying game is it? Well Jer, no, putting that new Radeon card down your pants isn't what I'd consider a "Casemod" in the classical sense.

Three words, my friend, three words: Massively Multiplayer Curling. For God's sake! You tell the captain of this plane that my GameBoy is almost out of batteries! Why can't you people just take the hint and get as addicted to Tiger Woods as I am? I lost my job at the Hospital just for trying to get the high score on the EKG. There's a crippling loss of personal dignity associated with this year's 'Talk Like a Pirate Day.

Physics, man. What hideous depraved intelligence is concocting such a grotesque perversion of Starcraft strategy, and why is it working? My 6-month plan to get my hot girlfriend into Cosplay has colossally backfired. Bad Things happened when I inadvertently released my own game patch. Maybe I should switch to the Du-Rag. What, you want to talk to that girl? What, no Alienware PC for my birthday!? I'd love to help you fend of the Empire's invasion, but it's past my bedtime.

Avast, ye sea doggies! I clubbed a sales clerk unconscious and I'll do the same to you! To my friends, family, and loved ones: I would like to apologize in advance for the weekend of debauchery I'm planning on Tatooine. Battlefield Scientific Journal for August 26th, You're paying for my fansite to come out and preview your new game?

My new phone service has unlimited instant text messaging! So, you'd like to camp planes with us in Battlefield ? I TOLD you you didn't need that many monitors. My Madden Strategy is a combination of grit, strategic thinking, and end-zone interceptions leading to yard touchdowns.

Less talking, more light-sabering! I'm sorry to hear that you and your girlfriend broke up. If a foodstuff can't be prepared in between rounds of Medal of Honor, I'm not interested! You've never looked fear in the eye? Knights of the Old Republic is so great it will crush you physically and emotionally! I'll tell you when I've had enuff, just fork over the ale, Neverwinter wench! Oh yah? Keep the I just can't stop killin' Rebel scum! Oh no sir! Honey, what do you want from me?

No man, it's all cool. I didn't want the bank I work for to know I'd applied to a job at a gaming company, so I wrote all my emails in 'l33t. Shhh, keep your voices down. I managed to install Civilization onto the school's library Computers, but at what cost? WarioWare can easily bring about marital difficulties.

My original plan was to set this wedding reception alight by overclocking the Electric Slide With rain clouds coming, I had to pull a Project Gotham with the riding lawnmower. My interview at the movie theater went downhill fast when they started talking strategy. This invasion is unlike any invasion I've ever slacked onto before. What is this? Listen up, people! Guys, guys -- the problem here, as I see it, is that our entire team is a bunch of Support Slackers. The physics from my recent auto accident weren't at all realistic.

In PlanetSide, I've perfected a new type of class. We've got a lock on "The One. Many readers simply don't understand what qualifies a game for the "Tingle Awards. I am a fully trained Pr N1nj4. Security at E3 was tight. Aw man.

I lost my job at the grocery store today for cranking up the difficulty on the checkout belt. I love editing my own videogame baseball team. Dance Dance Story: A tale of love and phat beetz ends. Pssst, ladies. Lesser men have been able to bring down the house; but when you bring down the hizzouse, it requires special pants. What follows is a true account of the greatest Tingle that ever lived. No, sir. What did you do to Steve? Bad Tingle? The ruins of our Animal Crossing town are best cleared by an elite group of heavily-armed special ops units.

My recent homecoming to Animal Crossing was not the joyous reunion I expected. Thank you, Legend of Zelda! Ladies, gentlemen, I believe the time has come for our EverQuest guild to fake its own death. How many times I gotta tell you, Ned? My love of survival horror games has perverted the delicate sensibilities of my parrot. Hey you kids!

Hey honey, didja ever smoke a chia-pet? Yo, Frank, can you please stop using obscenities as city names in Sim City 4? It was a Battlefield game that will live in infamy. Who ever told you that trying to seduce a gamer was easy? Those weird war-dudes have taken over our LAN gaming center. At long last I can finally live the dream and play Battlefield: for a living.

Are you trying to tell me that these leather gauntlets did not actually belong to Clint Eastwood? Online weddings, online schmeddings. Those movies not withstanding, I really think us elves are getting misrepresented in the media.

But sir, Battle. Just lie low and follow my lead, dude. Move over! I have an urgent decision to undertake with regards to Mario Party and the mattress outside.

The Daily Victim Christmas Special What if a game were so good that anyone playing it dropped off the face of the Earth? Okay, new plan. No man, the problem is, the guy at the Returns desk is an ex insurance claims investigator. My TiVo wants me dead. It is time for those of us wise in the ways of martial combat to stand against our unfair portrayal in the videogame media.

Attention people of the Morrowind Expansion Pack: Do you, too, wish to bring it? This new PC game is just a blank CD with instructions on the label for how to get the patch. The Daily Victim Thanksgiving Special To truly master Tekken 4, one must learn to bend like the autumn leaf.

With my professional gaming career on the rocks, I opted to become a color commentator. I just got one of those new cell-phone PDA dealies. Percy is in need of comforting after the second Harry Potter movie. Playing games like EverQuest over a cell phone presents unique challenges.

As a professional gamer, my recent onset of motion sickness has qualified me for disability benefits. What kind of crazy whack-job emoticons is this EverQuest chick sending me!? Your poor performance with the aircraft carrier has prompted me to resume the practice of naval flogging. I am the King of Macros Until today I had operated under the flawed assumption that I was the tech God. Whhooaaa - check it OUT! Look here, I want Mario Sunshine for Christmas I worry about the influence of Grand Theft Auto, but not because of the language or violence.

I just had to pull a grand theft Grand Theft Auto. If only I had known space travel was so easy before I bought my Ferrari. Laugh all you want, this is the only way I can play Need for Speed without getting mad vertigo. This Sim needs some sort of Sock Puppet intervention. All right! Hey guys? Whhoooooaa, honey, we gotta buy this vacuum cleaner, it looks like something the Protoss would use.

You ever resuscitate a dead arcade machine? Until now, Twinking people in online RPGs has been a reward in and of itself. The problem with the WaveBird Wireless Controller is that you can chuck it. So, you got a bootleg copy of the second Lord of the Rings movie? I know a feller who has a book of the third one.

I seemed to have joined an Unreal Tournament server filled with Dadaists. Man, how can you cheat in Animal Crossing? The loss of our Sinistar Arcade machine was a bitter, bitter blow. For some reason drawing a penis on my door in Animal Crossing seemed like a good idea at the time. Your ultimate goal is to interact with the environment to find out hidden objects and keep them in your inventory to use later.

It works on the same pattern as other Hidden Object video games do; however, the scenes, a cast of characters, and storylines are completely different and unique. You must be logged in to post a comment. Skip to content. Table of Contents. Share this: Tweet. Like this: Like Loading Related Posts.